Hey yall! Yer sure can't hand out slices o' bacon over da internetaro, so I'll give ya a picture of what ya would be goblin' down right now!

Now I here, know dat dis is makin yalls mouths waterin like a spittin buck shootin camel kinda thingy, cause if dis don't, den I don't know what will! See here, dere little ol' darlin', me bacon is mmm-mmm deliciousoroni! Dis here, little ol picture can sure dang dawg gonit proove me right here, now now yer know! Well, I do now, believe so, how dat dere yer sure how seen it all, so go on back home and remember ta buckle yer saftey belt!

If yer would like ta emailo ta me I'd appreciate it here if yer could send it ta retwoner9@yahoo.com or if yer used da Drop Box!